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Hey everybody.

~ this is completely unrelated to this picture... but Dan Hirshon is HILARIOUS. ~
Sorry for the lack of updatage.
The only excuse that I have is that these pre-med guys were doing an experiment involving monkeys and gamma rays and sunflowers. Why sunflowers? The seeds taste maaad good. So... like anybody who sees sunflower seeds, I decided to eat some. Because that's what you do with sunflower seeds. You eat them. But how was I supposed to know that the pre-med guys were imposing incredibly harmful amounts of gamma radiation into the sunflowers, and then giving them to the monkeys!? First off, that's against the UN's policy on monkey abuse. And second: They really should lock the room with radioactive sunflower seeds. Or at least put up a 'do not enter' sign or something. Geez.
Yea, so basically horns sprouted out of my head, my skin started to turn read, and my tail bone grew into a full length tail. Yea... I looked like Satan. This was really bad because my dorm is right next to the chapel. So one morning I wake up and go outside for breakfast (not knowing that I looked like Satan), and the priest comes out of nowhere armed with his holy christian weapons. Luckily my ninja training proved useful once again. But damn... that was one strong priest. I had to kill him. Which made the situation even worse because the few people who were awake at that time saw what they thought was Satan killing a priest.
From there, unfortunate event after unfortunate event kept falling into place.
Eventually, I ended up on a street corner on the outskirts of Boston with a box of Frosted Flakes. Now, you might not know this but Frosted Flakes are actually bits of fried tiger skin with a TON of sugar. And this one makes sense! WHY is the mascot a tiger!? WHY do they say 'taste the tiger' in the commercial?? Ehh? Eh!? Yea. This one's NOT ridiculous. Anyway, it turns out that the strands of DNA in the tiger skin was able to retard the reaction of the gamma rays and undue the ill effects.
After scarfing down the entire box and getting a high amount of cuts on my inner throat, I turned back into a normal human... except that my hair became like 90% bleached. And the top was blue but now its green... Yea... that was REALLY werid. I tried to hitchike back to Connecticut, but because I hadn't taken a shower in like a month and I had done everything from battle with a giant squid in a pit of chemicle X to landing face first in a mosh pit at a Reggie and the Full Effect show, no one would pick me up. One guy was about to... but he only had one eye that was practically coming out of his head, and he had blood all over his mouth, and I'm pretty sure there was a taxidermied human head on his rear-view mirror. So... I'm pretty lucky I smelled for that dude.
Needless to say, once I get to San Diego tomorow, I'm gonna update a boat load of pics to the gallery, tweak some website stuff, and upload some other things.
Thanks for stopping by. (And check out the forum!)
matta nee!
-Teck