jesusdon'twantmeforasunbeam

Almost up and running. Seriously! we are.

The best part is the sodomizing bit.

Hey peeps!
How are you all doing?
I'm not doing to good.
So I got all the stuff I thought I need to get into my Desktop. But it turns out I once again didn't plan everything through correctly. Turns out I don't know how to use my laptop as a monitor for the Desktop. So I go to my school's Tech Office, and I'm like, how do I get into my Desktop using my Laptop? I know a few ways, its just that I need a monitor for all of them to set them up. But the lady working there, she kinda just stares at me for a few seconds. Then she shakes her head and says 'no. There's no way to do that.'
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There's no way to do that.
'Are you sure?' I ask. Completely amazed by the lack of inteligence it must take to work at the tech office.
'Yes. There is no way to do that.'
I blink my eyes a few times and say (trying to be as polite as possible), 'Uhmm I know of this thing called Remote Desktop that does exactly that...'
'No. It doesn't exist. It can't happen.'
I blink again.
'Do you know anyone who could help me do this?'
'No. There is no one.'

After that I gouged out my eyes with an old spunge I found next to a toilet in the dorm bathroom.
She really has no idea what she's doing. She gets paid to sit in front of a computer screen, have people come to her being like 'How do I turn my computer on?' 'I pushed this button that says power and the screen turned off what do I do?' 'I spilled soda on the keyboard, but I thought the heat from my laptop would evaporate it.' 'I didn't know the mouseball would sink into the water and down the drain. They look like they float' to which, she can use common sense and ask the people how they graduated high school. Or, in the very rare case of a harddrive dieing, or no internet, she can take their computational device and send it to the real tech people who actually know stuff about computers. But, when there's something she's never heard of, she doesn't think 'oh, maybe the people who are better than me at life and actually deserve a job at the tech office will know what it is and can help this poor person in need.' Nooo... that'd be too easy.

Basically, because of my lack of perperation and the lack of inteligence at the tech office, I have to find a clunky freakin' monitor and set this crap up on my own. So if you have a monitor...
Also, don't worry. The stuff that'll be updated will be well worth the wait.
Thank you for being patient.
And check out the Sibbles. Marcus actually has his shaz together and is updating.

-.- Teck