I wanna box... wait... no I don't

Hey people!
Yesterday, Marcus told me that if I was bad, the Hanukkah/Chanukka/Haanukka/ChyAnUkAh! monster would shit in on my pillow. So that should explain the image for today.
Speaking of images, hit up the gallery for a series of images I made last yet. This week I'm gonna finish uploading those. When I get back to conn I'll start scanning some stuff I've been drawing, along with some pics I've been taking and editing.
And I'm gonna start putting up some music. I've finally gotten my time back from the evil devil demon guyver tekkaman that stole from my lifeless, bloody body after beating the karp out of me. He was a quivering, snot-logged pulp after I had his way with him. ...Uhm... what was I talking about? *reads over post...* Oh yea
Since I have free time now, I've been making beats for CHP. So I'll upload some o' those.
And watch Cinderella Man. Even if you have already. The punch sound in that movie is SO satisfying. Then, after that, watch Gladiator. That's just a great movie. And if you're really up to it, watch Master and Commander. Then for an action break, watch A Beautiful Mind. Then top it off with the Terminator movies. Sure, they don't have Russel Crowe, but the whole reason they were made was just an excuse to blow stuff up. Watch them with that in mind and you will be satified. Just like after watching all those Russel Crowe movies and listening to the punch sound effects and all his crazy accents. Then come here and watch our crazy antics. In the movies section. Speaking of which, the Ninja Styarue 2 trailer will be up pretty soon. So check that out.
checking out (does that even work??)
-.- Teck.

Yoo hoo

Hey everybody.

~ this is completely unrelated to this picture... but Dan Hirshon is HILARIOUS. ~
Sorry for the lack of updatage.
The only excuse that I have is that these pre-med guys were doing an experiment involving monkeys and gamma rays and sunflowers. Why sunflowers? The seeds taste maaad good. So... like anybody who sees sunflower seeds, I decided to eat some. Because that's what you do with sunflower seeds. You eat them. But how was I supposed to know that the pre-med guys were imposing incredibly harmful amounts of gamma radiation into the sunflowers, and then giving them to the monkeys!? First off, that's against the UN's policy on monkey abuse. And second: They really should lock the room with radioactive sunflower seeds. Or at least put up a 'do not enter' sign or something. Geez.
Yea, so basically horns sprouted out of my head, my skin started to turn read, and my tail bone grew into a full length tail. Yea... I looked like Satan. This was really bad because my dorm is right next to the chapel. So one morning I wake up and go outside for breakfast (not knowing that I looked like Satan), and the priest comes out of nowhere armed with his holy christian weapons. Luckily my ninja training proved useful once again. But damn... that was one strong priest. I had to kill him. Which made the situation even worse because the few people who were awake at that time saw what they thought was Satan killing a priest.
From there, unfortunate event after unfortunate event kept falling into place.
Eventually, I ended up on a street corner on the outskirts of Boston with a box of Frosted Flakes. Now, you might not know this but Frosted Flakes are actually bits of fried tiger skin with a TON of sugar. And this one makes sense! WHY is the mascot a tiger!? WHY do they say 'taste the tiger' in the commercial?? Ehh? Eh!? Yea. This one's NOT ridiculous. Anyway, it turns out that the strands of DNA in the tiger skin was able to retard the reaction of the gamma rays and undue the ill effects.
After scarfing down the entire box and getting a high amount of cuts on my inner throat, I turned back into a normal human... except that my hair became like 90% bleached. And the top was blue but now its green... Yea... that was REALLY werid. I tried to hitchike back to Connecticut, but because I hadn't taken a shower in like a month and I had done everything from battle with a giant squid in a pit of chemicle X to landing face first in a mosh pit at a Reggie and the Full Effect show, no one would pick me up. One guy was about to... but he only had one eye that was practically coming out of his head, and he had blood all over his mouth, and I'm pretty sure there was a taxidermied human head on his rear-view mirror. So... I'm pretty lucky I smelled for that dude.
Needless to say, once I get to San Diego tomorow, I'm gonna update a boat load of pics to the gallery, tweak some website stuff, and upload some other things.
Thanks for stopping by. (And check out the forum!)
matta nee!
-Teck