What DID Happen to the Old BugerKing Chicken Tenders?

~Gotta love him~

---Currently I am watching the CNN interview thing about Paris Hilton. She should not be allowed to do interviews.
---I need to speak for a moment about the sick wards of old-people homes. They are ridiculously depressing, unsanitary, and should seriously be illegal.
---Summer outside of San Diego seams hot. I envy californites.
---To reinforce my essay about the evil power that is In N Out Burger, Paris Hilton said that she was just trying to get to In N Out when she was pulled over. I once again rest my case.
---Starcraft II is the highlight of my life right now.
---Just finished filming Summer Six. It is now in post-production (which will be very epic). If all goes right I should be able to finish it off this summer.
---Check out the gallery. Sick digital paintings are there.
---When I get a car the license plate will be BUKKAKE
---If I ever get rich, the first thing I'm gonna do is take out all the lights in my house/loft and replace them with mini chandeliers that are floating lava lamps. The walls will also be lined with neon strips.
---Calamari is so good.
---Killamarie was the coolest character in Street Sharks.
---If you are supposed to share Kit Kat's, why aren't you supposed to share Twix's?
---"Prepare For Some Doom."
---"One time you went to McDonalds and got some frenchfries and ketchup packets, and you sat down to eat them but you couldn't get 'em open so you went to the store to buy some scissors but didn't have enough money so you started running to your friends house to barrow some money so you could buy some scissors to open up your ketchup packets and enjoy your frenchfries more fully but then just before you got to his front door a piano fell on your head...because you're dumb" - Psychostick
---Monty Are I. Soo good.
---So far I have played 15 hours of Pokemon Gold. I'm rocking a Quilava, Gyarados, Scyther, Onix, Gastly, Dratini. This game is ridiculously addicting and I am considering further evolution in the franchise... anyone wanna join me?
---Terri Schiavo: Attention Whore or Just Another Child Star Gone Wrong?
---Beethoven will always be an OG in my book. That dude dropped dope chord progressions.
---Instead of having babies and eating artificial fast food, we should eat babies to solve hunger and overpopulation.
---I bet babies taste good. Loose ligaments means no gristle right?
---That Terri Schiavo one was pretty bad... ...
---bukkake anybody?
---Joe And Mac. Need I say more?
---I realized not to long ago that we all love the Transformers only because they could kick the shit out of each other (because they were robots, and robots killing themselves is fine because robots dont have souls). And the toys are neat because we could play with trucks and cars AND robots. If that's the case... why do we love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles so much?
---I can't wait to mix malibu pineapple with a sherly temple. With some Japanese fish-flavored crackers on the side.

~~Your Number One Fan, TecknoZ

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In my very usual and very useless ramblings through the great intranetz I came across this slightly bitter (but mostly just hardened by the ages) soul who goes by the name Syd Lexia. Syd Lexia writes about the great era of American culture known as the late '80s to early '90s. A magnificent time that myself and my fellow staffers remember with a high amount of nostalgia, sprinkled with random, nonsensical fears of things like giant, man-eating bunnies and angry nursery school teachers.
>> After reading through his article on Joe And Mac (one of the greatest side-scrolling SNES games ever created) I decided to look through his other articles. It didn't take long to come across something pertaining to the great Legend of Zelda franchise.
>> With A Link To The Past: The Ultimate Guide To Women, Dating, And Love, Syd Lexia uncovers the truth behind A Link To The Past, and why so many gamers of the late-80s-early-90s period find themselves adoring this game with such a strong passion: "It is my belief that Miyamoto felt so guilty about creating a generation of antisocial video game nerds that he hid subliminal messages in Zelda to help his loyal fans score some pussy, thus ensuring the eventual creation of a new generation of antisocial game nerds, a generation who would be taught to treat his games with the same reverence that some people bestow upon the Bible." Looking at what a vice-like grip the Zelda games have held onto the balls of the Nintendo systems I'd have to agree that Syd Lexia is right on the money.
>> And apparantly, any luck any of the gamer-breed has had with the ladies is all due to this one game. No wonder they wanted to remake it with Ocarina of Time...

TECKOUT

NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO!

Yo pee-oh-pills
just a quickie
new video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMq3qR7Utzs
and a lot more coming at ya
+ music.

hold onto your panties.